You know you have a collecting problem when…

  1. You get excited about buying new shoes because you can use the shoebox for storage.
  2. The anticipation of vacations is tempered by the knowledge that you can’t post eBay auctions that will end during them.
  3. You measure the prices of everyday purchases in terms of your favorite player’s rookie cards. (i.e. “This pair of jeans costs three Pujols. Ludicrous!”)
  4. You get an incredible bargain on a card on eBay, including free expedited shipping, but you leave neutral feedback because the seller put clear tape on the toploader.
  5. You know the day your local Wal-Mart/Target/Kmart re-stocks the blasters and packs.
  6. You know the time your local pack searcher gets off work, and you take leave to make sure you beat him to the store.
  7. In a real life conversation, you start a story with “The other day my friend said …,” only to stop yourself when you realize “my friend” is someone you’ve only talked to on FCB/Blowout/Twitter.
  8. You read #7 and shuddered at the thought of a “real life conversation.”
  9. Instead of gauging a player’s success by traditional statistics or sabermetrics, you go by Beckett Book Value and recently ended auctions.
  10. You read #9 and snickered at “Becket Book Value.”
  11. You’ve called someone a “Rick Face.”
  12. You stress about needing to update your cardblog more often.

About Craig Stone

I covered the Capitals for DCSportsBox.com for three seasons (2006-2007 through 2008-2009) and had the good fortune of seeing many exciting moments from the press box, but I recently moved to New York City.
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